Hail Phoenix. I've adjusted my helmet just enough to bring you the goodest of news.
Developers have long forgotten the Battlegrounds. It is up to us to keep things progressing. So I hereby do loudly declare that it be us who carry this dimly-lit torch forward to greater and greater and greater and greater and greater and greater action.
I proclaim that, yes children, Caldeonia be the new Thidranki. There is no doubt. Anyone who has spent time in Thidranki knows the action be the most packed, most available action this fermented game has ever seen. Aye. Thidranki truly was the new Emain Macha but Thidranki be too small, with too many limitations that our cherished Devlopers have ignored.
Aye. With Caledonia will come a much bigger map. With Caledonia will come the long-sought-after Combined Pots. Are there snakes in Caledonia? I do not know, for I am your most humble, most-unlearned idiot. I will find out. We will find out.
Children, I tell you there is pizza in Caledonia. Aye. There is pizza and soda pop. Forgo the Thidranki and enter Caledonia. If ye be one of them Albanians or a small hammers of Thor, I will gladly steal your lunch money with my baseline stun.
Your diapers just got even bigger. Join our Discord and make your mawmaw proud. Wash your hands before you visit her, in fact, call her instead. She will love ye none-the-less.
https://discord.gg/dHyu6EX
Developers have long forgotten the Battlegrounds. It is up to us to keep things progressing. So I hereby do loudly declare that it be us who carry this dimly-lit torch forward to greater and greater and greater and greater and greater and greater action.
I proclaim that, yes children, Caldeonia be the new Thidranki. There is no doubt. Anyone who has spent time in Thidranki knows the action be the most packed, most available action this fermented game has ever seen. Aye. Thidranki truly was the new Emain Macha but Thidranki be too small, with too many limitations that our cherished Devlopers have ignored.
Aye. With Caledonia will come a much bigger map. With Caledonia will come the long-sought-after Combined Pots. Are there snakes in Caledonia? I do not know, for I am your most humble, most-unlearned idiot. I will find out. We will find out.
Children, I tell you there is pizza in Caledonia. Aye. There is pizza and soda pop. Forgo the Thidranki and enter Caledonia. If ye be one of them Albanians or a small hammers of Thor, I will gladly steal your lunch money with my baseline stun.
Your diapers just got even bigger. Join our Discord and make your mawmaw proud. Wash your hands before you visit her, in fact, call her instead. She will love ye none-the-less.
https://discord.gg/dHyu6EX
The transition has not started yet but it will soon.