I fought an assassin earlier. Sort of. Near as I can tell my abomination had on this pink ranger, glitter colored onesie and it was hitting the assassin with rainbows, hearts, and hugs.
Meanwhile, this assassin was just tearing my abomination up with a light sabre and my pet was squealing like the asthmatic toddler that was fighting Andre the Giant.
The frigging sneak was hitting me for like 350 200 etc, and my pet is missing him or not swinging and then hitting for like I dunno 40?
I could not believe how long this fight was going on and my health bar was going down and his bar was like unhurt.
Finally, I died, having hit every possible button and doing every possible thing I could do. And then the assassin ran off and like 10 seconds later he died as well, as I had dotted him over and over and refreshed my dot right before I died at a sliver of health.
Old Ra I was in it to win it. This new RA stuff I was hoping just to get lucky and pull out a very very iffy draw. Understand, zero chance to just win, and about a 20% chance of getting a draw.